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outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."

gameraboy:

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley

jamesaleks:

Is it too much to ask for an unlimited supply of video games and a few cats

(Source: jamespkcs)


Early Feminists:Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men:YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists:Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men:YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists:Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men:YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists:Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men:THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists:Um...

Men:THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell


me:*playing an rpg*

me:I'm gonna be the villain this time

me:*starts to feel bad and makes good choices*

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: samthewilson)

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

skeptikhaleesi:

♫ Everything Is Awesome ♫

skeptikhaleesi:

♫ Everything Is Awesome 

(Source: punk-fuck)