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pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

(Source: maudit)



iwishihadafather:

at your crushes moms house

ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!


Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost:Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?

Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?

carrie-whites:

American Mary (2012) dir. Jen & Sylvia Soska

outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."

gameraboy:

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley

jamesaleks:

Is it too much to ask for an unlimited supply of video games and a few cats

(Source: sp00nky)


Early Feminists:Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men:YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists:Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men:YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists:Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men:YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists:Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men:THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists:Um...

Men:THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell


me:*playing an rpg*

me:I'm gonna be the villain this time

me:*starts to feel bad and makes good choices*

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition